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Critic of Mass Effect Gives Credence to the Game ‘Mass Effect’

January 26th, 2008 at 3:08 pm » Comments (0)

Scorn a popular role-playing or online game which sells in the millions and scorn the gamers who play it without reasonable proof and you’re up for a rage and revenge by this dedicated online community that speaks of total commitment and loyalty to their group - and that includes even the conservative gamers who openly […]



Sex-Addicted Koala loaned to Zoo stops only to Eat and Sleep

September 29th, 2007 at 8:15 pm » Comments (0)

A sex-addicted Koala bear, Chumbee, is being lined up to make the rounds at Koala bear zoo colonies after being loaned once to show a reluctant male Koala in Vienna’s Schoenbrunn Zoo ‘how to do it’. To the delight of the zoo manager, Chumbee just can’t stop going and stops only to sleep and eat.

Four […]



Bush Demands New Planet be Named ‘Little Arbusto’

September 29th, 2007 at 4:34 pm » Comments (0)

WASHINGTON - Top White House officials announced that a previously unknown planet discovered on the outer rim of our solar system would henceforth be known as “Little Arbusto,” and that calling the planet “Sedna” or any other name would be unlawful.
“We’re not sure how to handle this situation,” Said Ted Whitinski, NASA project manager. “We […]



Man Trying to Sell ‘Loving Cat’ on Video Gets Bitten

September 25th, 2007 at 11:11 pm » Comments (0)

Here’s a good one; a man trying to sell a ‘loving cat’ whilst filming ‘the introduction to the loving cat’ on video gets bitten during filming; unfortunately the cat went ‘wild’ and bit him:
TAKE 1: Pinky the cat is introduced as ‘ a very loving cat’

TAKE 2: Pinky bites down hard after a cat fight […]



Hotel Coral Beach Mistakes Nobel Laureate for Tramp

August 31st, 2007 at 4:40 pm » Comments (0)

Rigoberta Menchú, the Nobel peace prizewinner, Unesco goodwill ambassador, Guatemalan presidential candidate and figurehead for indigenous rights was ordered to leave the 5-star Hotel Coral Beach in Cancun when she entered their premises in August 2007. The hotel’s staff was not aware of Rigoberta Menchú’s true identity and assumed that she was a tramp or […]



Herman the Giant Rabbit

April 8th, 2007 at 4:51 am » Comments (0)

Hans Wagner shows off his giant rabbit named Herman.

The mighty bunny weighs a massive 7.7kg, and his ears are a lengthy 21cm - almost as long as most pet rabbits are tall. And he is almost 1m tall.  German Giant Bunny Rabbit is big for his breed, which usually tip the scales at around 6kg.
Herman […]



Man Finds Finger in Chocolate Bar

February 24th, 2007 at 2:36 am » Comments (0)

The dangers of eating chocolate bars without looking first at what you’re putting in your mouth? - biting into a finger in the chocolate bar!
German police are investigating after a man, Hannes Gruber, 28, of Bischofsheim, bit into a chocolate bar and found a finger. The finger has been handed over to forensic experts. According […]



Cat Whisperer Wanted - Postal Service Attacked by Fight-Picking Cat

February 24th, 2007 at 2:26 am » Comments (0)

Dipity, the cat with behavioral problems has attacked a woman’s friends and her postal mail delivery man. Sarah Gregg’s cat took a dislike to the postman, leapt three feet and slashed him, drawing blood, as he slipped his hand through the letter box after having launched several attacks on Sarah’s friends.
The local postal service […]



Sex in fast lane halts traffic on road (Reuters)

February 19th, 2007 at 7:24 pm » Comments (0)

Reuters - Israeli police investigating why a car was blocking traffic in the fast lane of a major highway Sunday found a couple inside having sex.
Just in case the story also disappears from Yahoo like it sometimes does, the story happened in ISRAEL of all places TODAY, Sunday February 18th, 2007, 12:24 PM ET
A police […]



Man Mistakes Porn Screams for Rape Victim

February 13th, 2007 at 12:06 pm » Comments (0)

James Van Iveren is facing charges in connection to damages conflicted to property during an attempted rescue of a rape victim (he thought). The rape victim did not exist, Van Iveren mistook screams from a porn movie in his neighbor’s apartment as screams coming from a woman being raped.
OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) — A man says […]